
The Guy Who...
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•Dates Teresa
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•Lives in an apartment complex owned by Hanan
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•Whips up a latte faster than you can say “half-decaf, easy foam, soy”
Songs Used to Describe Him
Wild Thing
Sweet Thing
Pretty Young Thing
Odd Talents
Can pick a lock
Knows how to make ‘possum jerky
Can floss his teeth in under 30 seconds
